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Levi Johnston Towels Off for Playgirl
"Someone wake me when Trig Palin gets a pictorial." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: The Guys of New Moon at the Los Angeles Premiere!
"This meat market has e. coli." -
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Celebs: What If They Were Fat?
"You'd have to rub her down with mayonnaise to get her aroused." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Celebs: What If They Were Fat?
"Finally! There's nothing more sexy than some plumpers! I'm going to print these all out and hang them on the ceiling above my bed. Mmm.... Shh, do not disturb." -
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Cutest Baby Halloween Costume: Enter to Win!
"We dressed my son as a chicken a few years ago. Sadly, he didn't produce any eggs." -
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Chris Brown's New Song: "Crawl"
"Chris Brown serves up another hit! (Pun intended)" -
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Costuming Up with the Kardashians: Enter to Win!
"2 Years ago I went as a hot dog. I was delicious. And yes, I tried to eat myself." -
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Hookup Alert: Russell Brand and Katy Perry
"Russell Brand is my hero. Not because of this sexual tryst with Katy Perry, but because of all his heavy heroin use." -
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Kristin Cavallari: Brody Jenner Totally Blows In Bed
"[quote=Kristin Cavallari]"We just...didn't really do anything out of the box."[/quote] Apparently she loves the butt." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Khloe & Lamar's Wedding Gift Registry
"In addition to being registered at Williams-Sonoma I hear the state of California is forcing them to register at the Center for Disease Control." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Megan Fox in Rolling Stone
"[quote=jmarcs]They're practical if you're getting banged on the countertop for a high class porno.[/quote] That's a filthy mouth for a squirrel." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Taylor vs. Kanye, Angel vs. Ass!
"[quote=awurbii]Doesn't anyone think that this gallery is a bit much?[/quote] Too much awesome? Is such a thing possible?" -
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Whitney Port Is Single!
"I just checked in with my boner and even he doesn't care." -
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Playboy Wants Kate Gosselin
"I hope they have her pose with 8 little half Asian midgets in the pictorial. HOT." -
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Nicole Richie Has Given Birth!
"I'm going to go impregnate my girlfriend tonight just so my kid can be close enough in age with Sparrow to go to school with him ... just so he can beat the crap outta this kid for having that terrible, terrible name. Oh, and I'm going to name my child Tiberious." -
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Kim Kardashian Is Back in Black
"[quote=kim's fugly]i prefer kim in a shade of DEAD. ugly bitch[/quote] wait. tell us how you really feel." -
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Megan Fox Calls Michael Bay 'Hitler'
"Megan Fox might be right on the whole Hitler comparison for Michael Bay... If you pause Transformers 2 at the 41:03 minute mark you'll see Shia LaBeouf has a Hitler mustache. True story." -
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Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart: Baby After Sex Tape
"[quote=marymichelle55]You guys should mind your business. How do U guys get this stuff in te first place...[/quote] This is their bu$ine$$." -
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Jon Gosselin Has Been Sexily Replaced
"I'd rather hang out with Jon, but only because we have the same taste in women." -
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PHOTO GALLERY: Celebrity Tattoos: Guess Who?!
"I just read that Aubrey O'Day just got a Hitler "mustache" tattooed above her hoo-hah."
